frank’s chair

DUSK IS A VERY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE IN THE PASTORAL, UNBLEMISHED SURROUNDINGS OF THE MOUNTAINS. I TRULY BELIEVE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DUSK IN THE CITY. THINK ABOUT IT, AFTER YOU SPEND A DAY IN A SOCIETY WHOSE PREVAILING PHILOSOPHY IS “WHY MAKE SMALL PROBLEMS WHEN YOU CAN CREATE A HOLOCAUST,” THEN YOU MUST NAVIGATE YOUR WAY HOME WITH A SOCIETY WHO MAINTAINS THE SAME PHILOSOPHY IN THEIR DRIVING.
YEAH, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DUSK IN THE CITY.

WELL NOW I SIT ON THE PORCH OF A RUN DOWN CABIN IN A CHAIR THAT SQUEAKED JUST LOOKING AT IT. EMBRACING THE DEEP UNSPOILED, TRANQUILITY OF “DUSK”. EVERY SOUND WAS AS SHARP AS BROKEN GLASS. I COULD EVEN HEAR THE STEAM RISE FROM THE HOT CUP OF FRESHLY BREWED COFFEE I HELD IN MY SORE, BLISTERED, VIRGIN HANDS. THE SUN WAS SETTING ON TALL PINES THAT REACHED THEIR HEADS TO A DEEP, AZURE SKY, DUSTED WITH WISPS OF ASH-ORANGE.

I LEANED UP AGAINST THE CABIN WALL, AND WAS JUST ABOUT READY TO PUT THE LIGHT OUT ON THE BIG CUBAN I WAS CHEWING ON, AND YOU KNOW, I REALISED THE SHADOW WORKING ITS WAY TOWARD ME, WASN’T A SHADOW. NOW I HADN’T SEEN A SOUL IN THIS NECK OF THE WOODS ALL WEEK LONG. ALTHOUGH, IT WASN’T ALL THAT UNCOMMON TO SEE SOME FOLK MOSEY BY WITH A FRIENDLY “HI,” CASUAL WAVE ON THEIR WAY TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN. BUT IT WAS QUITE UNCOMMON TO SEE A LADY DRESSED IN A LONG FLOWING WHITE GOWN. HER DEEP AUBURN HAIR, SHOWN BRONZE, AND GOLD IN THE SETTING SUN. HER EYES ALIGHT LIKE A FIRE STARING AT ME FROM WAY INSIDE HER. LIKE AN ANIMAL LOOKING OUT FROM THE BRUSH. ‘COURSE, I TOOK THIS MOMENT ABOUT AS LIGHT HEATEDLY AS A CORONARY. FELT THE DEAFENING ROAR OF SILENCE INSIDE ME WHEN SHE SAID, “MISTER, YOU’RE SITTING ON MY CHAIR.”

HER SHEER SMOOTHNESS WAS ALIEN, EVEN INTIMIDATING. SHE GRABBED MY HAND AND LED ME INSIDE THE CABIN. WE WALKED TO THE LARGE ROOM I CALLED THE LIVING ROOM AND SHE PULLED BACK AN ANCIENT RUG TO REVEAL A HINGED DOOR. THE DOOR LED TO A SPIRAL STAIRCASE AND BEFORE I KNEW IT, WE STOOD AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRCASE FACING A REMOTE, MAJESTIC CHAP IN REGAL LOOKING BOOTS AND A DOUBLE-HUMPED CAMEL BY HIS SIDE. SHE CALLED HIM, FRANK, THE CHAP

WE SPENT THE BETTER HALF OF THE NEXT FOUR DAYS TRAVELING SAND DUNES AND HARD WINDS. ON TWO OCCASIONS, I THOUGHT I WOULD BE LEFT BEHIND. BUT, FRANK LIFTED ME ON THE CAMEL AFTER COOLING MY PARCHED LIPS WITH A LITTLE WATER THAT WE HAD LEFT. ON THE FOURTH DAY, WE REACHED A LONG, QUIET OASIS AND I DIVED FOR RICH, DEEP WATER IGNORING GROUPS OF TWO-HEADED LIZARDS AND OTHER ASSORTED CREATURES. WITHIN HOURS, I WAS AWAKENED BY THE LADY IN THE LONG FLOWING GOWN. HER INDEX FINGER PRESSED TO HER LIPS. WE WERE BESIEGED BY A BAND OF ARAB RAIDERS. THE THREE OF US WERE CAPTURED TRYING TO ESCAPE OUT THE BACKSIDE OF THE OASIS AND HELD PRISONER FOR, AS NEAR AS I COULD CALCULATE, EIGHT DAYS.

I MUST HAVE PASSED OUT FROM THE LACK OF FOOD, BECAUSE I DON’T RECALL HOW I GOT ONBOARD AN OLD FREIGHT BOAT. WE WERE HEADED DOWN THE THICK, BROWN WATERS OF THE WIDE RIVER WITH THICK JUNGLE ON BOTH SIDES. IT WAS JUST HER AND I AGAIN. SOMEHOW, WE HAD ESCAPED. FRANK, AGAIN, SLIPPING ME ONBOARD THIS STINKY SHIP BEFORE HE CAUGHT A HALF DOZEN ARROWS IN THE BACK. WE DRIFTED FOR DAYS. MOST OF THE TIME IN THICK FOG AND TORRENTIAL RAIN. SHE AND I TALKED ABOUT OUR PAST AND OUR FUTURES IF WE EVER GOT OUT OF THIS MESS.

WELL, I ‘D LOST ALL TRACK OF TIME, BUT ONE MORNING I WOKE UP TO THE MELODY OF BIRDS AND A STREAK OF SUNLIGHT ACROSS THE WINDOW OF MY ROOM BELOW DECK. A NOTE LAY BESIDE MY HEAD ON THE PILLOW. I STUCK IT IN MY SHIRT POCKET AND CLIMBED THE STAIRS, GRABBED A TIN CUP OF COFFEE, AND SAT ON THE BOW TO READ THE NOTE. SHE WAS GONE, APPARENTLY EARLIER IN THE MORNING ON A SMALL FISHING BOAT PASSING THE OTHER WAY. SHE SIMPLY WROTE, “UNFINISHED BUSINESS. YOU’LL UNDERSTAND.”

WELL, HERE I AM. A FEW YEARS LATER. A FEW YEARS OLDER. I’M ROMANCING ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DUSK IN THE MOUNTAINS ON THE PORCH OF AN OLD, FAMILIAR CABIN. THERE IS NO CHAIR THIS TIME. IT WAS REPLACED BY A NOTE. SHE SIMPLY WROTE, LOVE IS A RARE OPPORTUNITY AND WHEN THAT LOVE IS SOMEHOW PARTED, IT’S SOMETHING DEEP, DOWN INSIDE THAT WANTS JUST A REMINDER, A SLICE OF THE MEMORY, A POSSESSION. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW WHY I CAME FOR FRANK’S FAVORITE CHAIR. NOW, YOU UNDERSTAND. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DUSK IN THE CITY.

32

I moved toward the light without any fear of what was behind it
I had a feeling everything would be alright now
As I stepped inside, a warmth engulfed me.
It was a sense of well being and
youthful exuberence that I hadn’t felt in 50 years

I was no longer the old man that cried
when he saw his reflection in the mirror that morning
I’d somehow recaptured the best year of my life
when I was 32

My power was at it’s greatest that year
I was becoming a man that I felt proud of being
I wished then that I could always be 32

Now the light began to thin
as I grew nearer to the voices of my life
I could hear my grandmother
she was my best friend until I was 12

She would tell me about my father
and what a wonderful man he was
I believed her,
because I knew she wanted me too

Once after I swore a life-long oath of secrecy
she told me of her love of all loves,
Her only real true love
a soul mate she lost in her youth

Today I could see a youthful version of a smile
that always greeted me with open arms

Her best year was much younger than mine, and so was his

Then there was fox, and Dingus and My Cofine,
barely 11, but already dressed up in olive drab and old helmet liners
running down by the creek with our BB guns
preparing for a war that would someday take something from all of them

I could hear the voice of my first love
my heart raced again for a moment

it reminded me of the way that she looked on that crisp sunny April day when we kissed for the first time
we were 15

she would be the one to teach my heart what to look for when I was 32

The light was fully behind me now,
but there was still one more voice I wanted to hear
Then, it softly touched my ears like warm hands,
It was her voice, the one that had comforted me for all those years
the voice that could rebuild a broken ego with gentle praise
yet one with strength enough to keep me humble when I became too full of myself

it was the voice I had missed so much
the wonderful wonderful voice
I first heard, when I was 32

—-

I think I’ve made more wrong decisions in my life than right ones
I’ve been very selfish, and I’ve hurt a lot of really nice people because of it

Sometimes I wish I could go back and change a few things
But sadly, if anyone could actually grant me a wish
I’d probably ask for money

tenterfield saddler

The late George Woolnough
worked on High Street
and lived on manners

Fifty two years he sat on his verandah
and made his saddles

And if you had questions bout sheep or flowers or dogs
you’d just ask the saddler, he lived without sin
they’re building a library for him

Time is a traveller, Tenterfield Saddler turn your head
Ride again Jackeroo, think I see Kangaroo up ahead

The son of George Woolnough
went off and got married
and had a war baby
Though something was wrong
and it’s easier to drink than go crazy
and if there were questions bout why the end was so sad
Well, George had no answers bout why a son
ever had need of a gun

Time is a traveller, Tenterfield Saddler turn your head
Ride again jackaroo, think I see kangaroo up ahead

The grandson of George has been all around the world
and lives no special place
Changed his last name and he married a girl
with an interesting face
He’d almost forgotten them both
because in the life that he leads
There’s no where for George and his library
or the son with his gun, to belong except in this song

Time is a traveller, Tenterfield Saddler turn your head
ride again jackaroo, think I see kangaroo up ahead

Time is a meddler, tenterfield saddler make your bed
fly away Cockatoo, down on the ground Emu up ahead

Time is a tale-teller, Tenterfield Saddler turn your head
Ride again jackaroo, think I see kangaroo up ahead

Oh, Time is a tale-teller, tenterfield Saddler make your bed
Fly again Cockatoo, down on the ground emu up ahead…

Facebook Privacy–does it really exist?

I have toadmit, I am not really a facebook aficionado but I do concede that this is the way the world is going. I DO NOT like the attitude facebook takes with regard to privacy, and we have seen a lot of problems over the years… Everytime facebook changes their policy, we find ourselves having to change some very remote setting somewhere…

And, in September, 2011, it still hasn’t changed.

Do you like the new ticker? I have to admit, it’s cool for some things, but for everything you see someone do, they can see the same things you do–unless you have your privacy settings set correctly.

What is correctly?

Who knows. Only facebook knows what is truly behind their settings, and where they’re even hidden. But what I’ve found so far is that regardless of what privacy you had set before, now you have to do MORE to keep what little privacy you have left, safe!

So how do you do it?

Well, I’ve pretty much kept my (facebook) online presence reasonably quiet. But now it is screaming to everyone, briefly (and succinctly) all I can say is, change your settings again!

Ok, from what I’ve witnessed so far (and I’ll add to this post later), but for now:

click on the down arrow (top right screen), and
click on Privacy Settings
now you have to go down to “Apps and Websites” and click on “edit settings”.

At this point, you should see a “Apps you use” section. click on “edit settings” (again)…

Now, for EACH AND EVERY…. I’ll say that again… FOR EACH AND EVERY app you have installed in facebook, you MUST (I repeat) “MUST” go into each applications settings by clicking on the “Edit” button.

This time you are taken to an options screen and it is here the damage is done. Down on the bottom of the main area is a title: “App activity privacy”. Under this section there is an option that dictates who can see what from this application.

CHANGE THIS SETTING TO “ME ONLY”

Prior to the ticker, people only found this info if the “app” posted to your wall. NOW, that is not the case. Now, if you want to keep anything “private” on facebook, you have to hide it from everyone.

What is the problem here?

The problem is that, IF you choose Friends of Friends (or even just friends) for any setting, then anything your friends do (in relation to YOUR action) will be visible to everyone else. This includes the simple act of playing a facebook game. (Do you really want your boss to know you play poker when you didn’t want him to know? Well, if he is a friend of a friend of yours, he will…

UNLESS YOU CHANGE THIS SETTING!!!!

What you HAVE to do is change APP ACTIVITY PRIVACY to ME ONLY…

BUT to do that, you must first check the option to “CUSTOMISE” and then, in the next window, you should check “ME ONLY”

This is only going to half protect you from me, but really, you should do it…

Facebook security should really be called Facebook INSECURITY, because, really, there isn’t any!

Freeze rows/columns in OSX’s Numbers spreadsheet

You can’t easily freeze rows or columns in the “Excel sense” in Numbers–Apple’s version of a spreadsheet.

But what you can do is create header rows and header columns (the default grey ones) that ARE frozen.

In Numbers:
>> open the document inspector
>> table inspector (3rd option for me, looks like a yellow table)

There are three “headers” and “footers” drop downs. At the bottom of the first two is an option to FREEZE that element. This only applies to header and footer rows/columns, but that should about solve the problem. It’s not as nice as excel’s approach (which in my opinion is a little ‘cleaner’), but it works.

accented characters in osx

selectable accents for the letter 'a'
selectable accents

UPDATE: I upgraded my OS X to Mountain Lion recently and I am not sure if it is as a result of the upgrade, or some other setting change I may have made, but now if I hold down a letter key for a short period, I get a tool-tip style box (right) that then allows me to select the appropriate accent. This doesn’t work for all letters, but it does make it more convenient.

I had a need to be able to print accented characters on certain letters, mainly being vowels, but potentially others as well. Most character sets have a limited set of accents, and most of them only apply to certain letters, and others don’t have the accents I want.

For example I want to print 5 main types of accents, being:

à á ā â ǎ

another example

x̀ x́ x̄ x̂ x̌

I’m using a macbook pro and pages in OSX, although this applies to any application, this is how I did it:

Open up System Preferences >> Personal >> Language and Text >> Input Sources

Once there, add a new keyboard, in this case I added “US Extended”.

Now to add some accents, I need to type the accent first, and then the character, but this only works for some letters (I suppose those that can be normally accented), but as you can see above, I have accented the letter ‘x’. So achieve this you must type the letter first and then [option]+[shift]+[code]. Not too hard, the five I need are:

  • a bar over the letter – ā – [option]+a then type the letter
  • a ‘v’ over the letter – ǎ – [option]+v then the letter
  • a ‘^’ over the letter – â – [option]+^ then the letter
  • a ‘`’ over the letter – à – [option]+` then the letter, and finally
  • a ‘ ́’ over the letter – á – [option]+e then the letter

^ <– is [shift]+6
` <– is the back tick, or key with the tilde (~) on it
́ <– is the quote mark key with single and double quotes [‘,”]

It was that simple :-)

note: I am learning the thai language and it is a very tonal language and inflections on letters are necessary to determine the tone of the word, hence I need this ability. These 5 marks above fit the bill perfectly, although the bar one really isn’t needed, but at least now I have the option of including it, or not including it.

Originally found here: http://tlt.its.psu.edu/suggestions/…

Home for Christmas…

I don’t have any idea how many people might see this (I really should introduce some IP tracking software on this site)…

But for anyone who’s interested, we’ll be home for Christmas. I have a few things to do in Thailand that expire mid December, but I might manage to extend them until later in the month…

Or… I’m also thinking of “running away” for a bit and go see somewhere else (open to suggestions–but it’ll probably be the USA). Then coming (/going???) home about xmas.

One thing is for certain, there’s a lot of people I want to catch up with… See y’all soon!

it works

He rattles his glass
She jumps up fast
And pours him a glass a tea
Deep in her heart she believes
That’s the way it should be
Yeah, now I’ve seen my dad get fightin’ mad
Over on little four letter word
He’ll tell you fast you don’t talk like that around her
We may not see it the way they seee it
We may not do the way they do it
But she lives her life for him
And he gladly die for her
And even in this modern age it works
Though he’s been down on his back
He still jumps out of that sack every morning at 5 am
Havin’ her home with the kids has been worth it to him
And she takes pride in being his wife
And making thier house a home
Sometimes she wishes the world would just leave them alone
We may not see it the way they seee it
We may not do the way they do it
But she lives her life for him
And he gladly die for her
And even in this modern age it works
If the good Lords willing
There will come a day
When our children will say
We may not see it the way they seee it
We may not do the way they do it
But she lives her life for him
And he gladly die for her
And even in this modern age it works
And even in this modern age it works

it’s 5o’clock somewhere

The sun is hot and that old clock is movin’ slow,
An’ so am I.
Work day passes like molasses in wintertime,
But it’s July.
I’m gettin’ paid by the hour, an’ older by the minute.
My boss just pushed me over the limit.
I’d like to call him somethin’,
I think I’ll just call it a day.

Pour me somethin’ tall an’ strong,
Make it a “Hurricane” before I go insane.
It’s only half-past twelve but I don’t care.
It’s five o’clock somewhere.

Oh, this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon,
An’ half the night.
Tomorrow mornin’, I know there’ll be hell to pay,
Hey, but that’s all right.
I ain’t had a day off now in over a year.
Our Jamaican vacation’s gonna start right here.
Hit the ‘phones for me,
You can tell ’em I just sailed away.

An’ pour me somethin’ tall an’ strong,
Make it a “Hurricane” before I go insane.
It’s only half-past twelve but I don’t care.
It’s five o’clock somewhere.

I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab,
An’ be back to work before two.
At a moment like this, I can’t help but wonder,
What would Jimmy Buffet do?

Funny you should ask that because I’d say:
Pour me somethin’ tall an’ strong,
Make it a “Hurricane” before I go insane.
It’s only half-past twelve but I don’t care.

Pour me somethin’ tall an’ strong,
Make it a “Hurricane” before I go insane.
It’s only half-past twelve but I don’t care.
He don’t care.
I don’t care.
It’s five o’clock somewhere.

What time zone am on? What country am I in?
It doesn’t matter, it’s five o’clock somewhere.
It’s always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it.
Yeah, I heard that.
You been there haven’t you.
Yessir.
I seen your boat there.
I’ve been to Margaritaville a few times.
All right, that’s good.
Stumbled all the way back.
OK. Just wanna make sure you can keep it between the navigational beacons.
Bring the booze, I tell you.
All right. Well, it’s five o’clock. Let’s go somewhere.
I’m ready, crank it up.
Let’s get out of here.
I’m gone.
Let’s get out of here.