A bit late

So many things about the iPhone are actually good or useful.

iOS reminders is not one of them!

Lawlessness on the roads

how to navigate an intersection

I have long come to realise that Australia is a nanny state of rules and regulations. There’s a rule for just about everything, and I’m starting to realise this is beginning to hamper us when in reality these sort of things should be making our lives better. Safer.

After having spent a lot of time in Thailand and using Thai roads and the lawlessness that apparently goes with driving in Thailand, you can come to both appreciate the rules we have on one hand, but despise them at the same time.

There are times where (especially in the middle of the night) where you can seemingly spend an eternity at a set of traffic lights for no apparent reason. I have a set of traffic lights at the end of my street, and I have to admit, they are pretty speedy on letting traffic out of our street. You only have to stop there for a moment and the lights begin to change. This appears to be the case even if it has only just turned red. The wait is never very long.

Yet there are traffic lights where they seemingly take forever. What’s with that?

Why are there stop signs for turning left on roads where you can see the approaching traffic for half a kilometre?

Why are there red arrows against turning right when there’s no approaching traffic at all? This one can be especially infuriating.

Paris Traffic

I remember seeing a photograph of a classic Parisian roundabout when I was at school, and I remember thinking “How do they do it? It’s chaos! How does anyone not get killed?”

As a kid I couldn’t see it. As a young adult I couldn’t see it either. Our lives are built around a network of safety measures and molly coddling. Rules and regulations designed to give us a “right of way” and a feeling of security as well as entitlement.

It’s this entitlement that breeds complacency on the roads. A righteousness that forgoes common sense. Road rage built around “he just cut me off,” or “I have the right of way!”

But what if we took that entitlement away? What would happen then?

People speed through intersections because they feel “safe” in the knowledge that other traffic should be giving way to them. But what if other traffic didn’t have to give way?

What if we took away the very things that apparently made our roads safer?

One of my favourite presenters, “99% invisible” teams up with Vox and illustrate just how it’s done elsewhere and removes some of the “molly coddling.”

DST

Daylight Saving Time

According to this server

Tue, 19th Jun 2018, 00:52:58 AEST Australia/Sydney (1529333578)
This timezone is currently in standard time.
Standard time began on: Sun, 1st Apr 2018, 02:00:00 AEST
Daylight saving time begins on: Sun, 7th Oct 2018, 01:00:00 AEST
In Sun days, on Sunday morning at 03:00:00 (3:00 AM), the clocks need to be put back -60 minutes.

I have always thought there would have to be a programatic way of determining when daylight saving started and finished. I know that it’s an arbitrary date and it’s subject to change, but I knew there would be a way to somehow look it up.

I’ve been looking for this before and never really came across anything and even when looking at the date/time functions in php, and even though gettimezone retrieves the current timezone (including whether or not DST is currently in force or not), it didn’t do much to solve the “when does it start next” problem.

Then one day I was playing in the backend of a website and I noticed there was two lines of text under the timezone information that was intriguing:

DST Info

I opened up the trust text editor and went fishing inside the server.

Now, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen timezone_transitions_get before, but for whatever reason, something never clicked. It’s EXACTLY what I was looking for!

In the DateTimeClass there are a myriad of functions to do with what the offset from UTC is, what effect DST has on the timezone, is it in effect now, amongst others; including get_transitions. This returns all the DST transitions for the time zone, past and future.

The only caveat ere is your version of php would have to be reasonably up-to-date in the event that a local government changes when DST will start and finisg. and although that probably wouldn’t be too often, it’s something that still must be considered.

This snippet I’ve created here isn’t perfect, it’s just bits and pieces cobbled together and it does need a good cleaning out. However, I’ve included it here and it’s available to you if you’d like to use it under the MIT license.

add_shortcode('DST_Info', 'mad_dst_info');

function mad_dst_info(){
$r = "
<style>
table {
  border-collapse: collapse;
}
td {
  text-align:center;
  padding:10px;
  border: 2px solid black;
}
</style> \n"  ;


$day    = 1;
$month  = 1;
$year   = 2018;

$time = mktime(12,0,0,$month,$day,$year);

$time = gettimeofday(time(),true);
  
function _t1($arg) {
 return "  <tr><td colspan='2'> $arg </td></tr>\n";
}
function _t2($arg1, $arg2) {
 return "  <tr><td> $arg1 </td><td> $arg2 </td></tr>\n";
}

$my_format="D, jS M Y, H:i:s T ";

$current_offset = timezone_offset_get();
$tzstring = ini_get('date.timezone');
$tzstring = "Australia/Sydney";
date_default_timezone_set($tzstring);

$r .= "<table>";
	$r .= _t1("<h2>According to this server</h2>");
	$r .= _t2( date($my_format, time()) , "$tzstring (".time().")");

	$check_zone_info = true;

    // Set TZ so localtime works.
    date_default_timezone_set($tzstring);
    $now = localtime(time(),true); ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////time(), true);
    if ( $now['tm_isdst'] ){
		$r .= _t1("This timezone is currently in daylight saving time.");
    } else {
		$r .= _t1("This timezone is currently in standard time.");
    }
    $allowed_zones = timezone_identifiers_list();

    if ( in_array( $tzstring, $allowed_zones) ) {
      $found = false;
      $date_time_zone_selected = new DateTimeZone($tzstring);
      $tz_offset = timezone_offset_get($date_time_zone_selected, date_create());
      $right_now = time(); ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////time();
      foreach ( timezone_transitions_get($date_time_zone_selected) as $tr) {
        if ( $tr['ts'] > $right_now ) {
            $found = true;

          break;
        }
        $tr_old = $tr;
      }

      if ( $found && $tr['offset'] != "UTC") {

        $message = $tr_old['isdst'] ? 'Daylight saving time began on: ' : 'Standard time began on: ';
          $r .= _t2( "  $message ",date($my_format , $tr_old['ts'] + ( $tz_offset - $tr_old['offset'] )));

        $message = $tr['isdst'] ? 'Daylight saving time begins on: ' : 'Standard time begins on: ';
          $r .= _t2( "  $message ",date($my_format , $tr['ts'] + ( $tz_offset - $tr['offset'] )));
		
		$damxdaystogo = date("D" , $tr['ts']);
		$damdayofweek = date("l" , $tr['ts']);
		$damtimeofday = date("H:i:s (g:i A)" , $tr['ts']);
		$damadjustment = ($tz_offset - $tr['offset'])/60 ;
		$dambackforward = ($damadjustment < 0) ? "back" : "forward";
		$message = "In $damxdaystogo days, on $damdayofweek morning at $damtimeofday, the clocks need to be put <em>$dambackforward</em> $damadjustment minutes.";
		  $r .= _t1( "  $message ");
		
		
      } else {
        $r .= _t1( 'This timezone does not observe daylight saving time.' );
      }
    }

    // Set back to UTC.
    date_default_timezone_set('UTC');
    date_default_timezone_set($tzstring);
	$r .=    "</table>";
  return $r;
}

Tooth be told

I’ve never had a tooth out before.

In fact, it’s been over 25 years since I’ve even been to the dentist!

Not because my teeth are great or anything. Truth be told, they’re quite in need of some work. But after a couple of weeks of intense facial pain that has caused endless sleepless nights, I went and had the tooth taken out.

I’ve jumped out of aeroplanes, and broken my leg… but nothing prepares you for the fear and adrenaline of a dental visit

I saw the dentist last week and was given the option: root canal over 2-3 visits totalling ~$1500 plus a required crown at some point (about the same price again), or pull the bugger out in one visit for a couple of hundred.

Not that finances play a big part in the decision (although it does help), the decision was almost made for me. The torture of 3+ dental visits vs 1 and the jobs done.

It’s a no brainer.

I’ve just got home. I still can’t talk properly. My mouth, jaw and gum feel like they’re as big as a tennis ball. I feel like I’m drooling all over the place and keep wiping non existent blood and saliva from my bottom lip while at the same time try and wet my teeth because my mouth feels so dry. It’s a flurry of mixed emotions.

I’ve jumped out of aeroplanes, I’ve broken my leg jumping off mountains, I’ve even been in some pretty life threatening situations, but nothing prepares you for the fear and adrenaline of a dental visit.

As he’s inserting the needle I realised my head is pushed back into the headrest with so much force that my neck was tensing up. My hands were clenched on my stomach squeezing my phone so hard that I felt Apple phones may not be as strong as we think they are.

And that needle! Oh My GOD! How far in does that go?

It never seemed to stop. Any further and I’m sure it was going to come out the other side.

It was funny to watch someone grab a huge set of pliers (ok, he called them forceps) and start pulling at the tooth. Wiggling it this way and that, around and round in large circular motions, I’m just waiting for the inevitable THWANG (my effort to literally relate the sound of an electric pulse/shock zapping down my body).

He paused and went back for round 2 but after another minute or two he came to the conclusion that it was going to have to be split. If I could have spoken I would have asked, “c’mon doc, give it one more go!” But I just bit down and started doing mental back-flips as he wound up that drill and the sound paralysed me.

Even now an hour later I’m still visibly shaken. My pulse is racing and I feel a headache coming on that I know isn’t real, it’s just that I’d built myself up to expect so much pain, to have come out unscathed is such a relief. (Yes, the anaesthetic hasn’t worn off yet. I’m not looking forward to this)…

✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧

And now three hours later the pain has kicked in. It’s more of an uncomfortableness, that exacerbated by paper-cuts of the mouth. What feels oddly more sore than the gap in the gums are the locations where the needle broke the surface of the gum and how he did the dance around the nerve area.

I’m continually salivating and feeling more and more queezy at the thought of all that blood and saliva congealing around the gause. I’ve changed it out numerous times. Bigger ones, smaller ones. I’ve determined smaller is better (they hold less saliva).

Time for some pain killers.